You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Well, now
you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
'Cause girl, I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down
But baby, your black box is the one that I
found
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said, "Kiss me where it smells
funny"
So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she
blushes
She's the one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied
She's thinking, "Holy mackerel." I'm thinking, "Tuna on the side."
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
'Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yeah, I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be
"Don't come up
for air until you kiss me where it smells funny"
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell the
cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah, I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And
then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah, I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah, I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah, I could make a lot of wine with
the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
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Jimmy Pop is sent by his girlfriend to kiss her nether regions, leading him to do a vivid\punny description of the experience.
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Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
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Recorded At
Dome Sound/Ultra Psyche, Intg., Royersford, Pennsylvania
Release Date
December 3, 1996
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