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- So I just killed a blue jay, am I in trouble?
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I was shooting stuff outside with my bebe gun and he was perched there on a branch. I took a pot shot at him and accidentally killed him. I threw his body into this enbankment thing behind my house, well guys. Am I in trouble?
Aug 23 2009 3:09PM 0 0
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only with your guilty conscious. they might be a protected bird but i doubt anyone saw you or will turn you in for it.
Aug 23 2009 3:11PM 0 0
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That sounds sort of enjoyable.
Aug 23 2009 3:12PM 0 0
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death sentence
Aug 23 2009 3:13PM 0 0
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don't kill a mocking bird
Aug 23 2009 3:13PM 0 0
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shit, Im a hunter and that makes me sad. Blue jays are goregous and serve no purpose to you dead
Aug 23 2009 3:16PM 0 0
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blue jays are evil birds. they kill other baby
birds. just think that you saved 3 baby birds by killing it. just keep thinking that lol.
Aug 23 2009 3:18PM 0 0
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from my experience tossing girls' salads, it's actually VERY enjoyable on the receiving end... and i'm not complaining about doing the tossing, either.
Aug 23 2009 3:20PM 0 0
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Someone's tongue tickling my butthole sounds nice.
Aug 23 2009 3:27PM 0 0
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only on ns can you go from killing a blue jay to tossing salad. its kinda wrong haha
Aug 23 2009 3:30PM 0 0
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bluejays are fucked up birds.
we have 2 in my backyard that attack all the other birds and eat all the birdseed.
Aug 23 2009 3:34PM 0 0
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This
I saw you and turned you in. Better start running
Aug 23 2009 3:34PM 0 0
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I am, right to your house...to buttrape you.
Aug 23 2009 3:39PM 0 0
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You better not have shot Roy Halladay.
Aug 23 2009 3:41PM 0 0
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I shot a sparrow once.
Aug 23 2009 3:55PM 0 0
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A few days ago I was out fucking around with my 8mm Mauser and there was a bluebird sitting on a post about 50 yards away. Needless to say I had to try.. epic win. All that was left was the head, feet and some feathers. Shooting birds with rifles is hard, I was impressed with myself :)
Aug 23 2009 4:35PM 0 0
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killing blue jays is fine, but dont try to kill these things
they may look cute, but they're vicious
Aug 23 2009 4:41PM 0 0
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what the hell is that!
Aug 23 2009 5:10PM 0 0
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what in the world is that beast? But if your not in trouble now your probably not going to get into trouble.
Aug 23 2009 5:12PM 0 0
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wut?
that thing is fuckin ugly.
Aug 23 2009 5:12PM 0 0
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Agreed.
Aug 23 2009 5:13PM 0 0
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Uh maybe i should start running then.
Aug 23 2009 5:14PM 0 0
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Kill a neighbors dog. They will forget all about the bluejay.
Aug 23 2009 5:14PM 0 0
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But then your in trouble for the dog >.
Aug 23 2009 5:36PM 0 0
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trust me, the neighbors are the last thing to worry about compared to the fbi tossing your salad
Aug 23 2009 5:38PM 0 0
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UPDATE
I just shot a robin and a crow as well. I am on FIRE!
Aug 23 2009 7:09PM 0 0
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shoot all the magpies you see i hate those things, worst bird ever invented. :)
Aug 23 2009 7:12PM 0 0
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bigbird is gonna sneak into your house in the middle of the night and pop a cap in you.
Aug 23 2009 7:13PM 0 0
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But you are no longer in trouble for the bluejay. His problem right now is the blue jay.
Aug 23 2009 7:16PM 0 0
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you can shoot all the blue jays you want, but its a sin to kill a mockingbird.
Aug 23 2009 7:18PM 0 0
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I'm not in trouble for the blue jay anymore. I told my Mom and she said don't shoot the Cardinals, everything else is fair game.
Aug 23 2009 7:20PM 0 0
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i killed a morning dove with an airsoft sniper rifle, the thing was still alive but couldn't fly so it just sat in my lawn and i was sitting there watching it and feeling really bad and then my neighbor's cat came over, picked it up in its mouth, and ran away
Aug 23 2009 7:20PM 0 0
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I love how you guys are killing birdds that either have a season(dove) or are protected. Kinda Funny but oh well its dead now haha
Aug 23 2009 7:22PM 0 0
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inanimate objects are boring to shoot
Aug 23 2009 7:25PM 0 0
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that is true shoot tweety birds and juncos. there more of a challenge too.
Aug 23 2009 7:29PM 0 0
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that was a real dick move, but youll be forgiven
Aug 23 2009 7:32PM 0 0
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no homo?
Aug 23 2009 7:39PM 0 0
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Absolutely homo. I want a dude to do it, not a chick.
Aug 23 2009 10:22PM 0 0
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didnt you shoot two squirrels, a crow, and a street light yesterday?
Aug 23 2009 10:28PM 0 0
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my science teacher (tree hugger) has a tape of his kids shooting a bird, and he was soooooo pissed at them and had them cut it up and eat it so it does not go to waste. So if i were you i would go get it and cook that fucker uo so you dont go to hell for killing an animal for no reason. just keep telling yourself you were hungery and in the mood for something different, and you chose to eat a bird.
Aug 23 2009 10:31PM 0 0
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yeah your fucked
Aug 23 2009 10:31PM 0 0
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I only shot one squirrel. I used a .22 for the squirrel and the street light, bebe gun for the crow.
Aug 23 2009 10:38PM 0 0
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hahahahahaha
Aug 23 2009 10:39PM 0 0
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i hated that book!
Aug 23 2009 10:41PM 0 0
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your in big trouble young man
Aug 23 2009 10:42PM 0 0
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i dont shoot birds but i shoot frogs at point blank with a pellet gun...body parts go flying. We have hundreds of them at the pond we have.
Aug 23 2009 10:49PM 0 0
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god is going to send the boogieman to your house. but i do seriously hope you're having a major guilt episode.
Aug 23 2009 11:22PM 0 0
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dude i killed a cardinal last year with my pellet gun (total headshot) and i felt so bad 5 minutes later i felt like crying. never will i ever shoot an animal again especially one as beautiful as a cardinal.
Aug 23 2009 11:23PM 0 0
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my friend shot an american kestrel on accident cuz it was in the same tree as some woodpeckers and thought it was one. We felt really bad after that cuz american kestrels are cool and we dont like to kill protected birds or birds out of season but it was a really good shot. Pinwheeled right out of the tree.
Aug 24 2009 12:02AM 0 0
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and killing other innocent animals is alright? unless you're eating them of course
Aug 24 2009 12:05AM 0 0
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