Smack-Fu Master, in training Registered: Dec 11, 2000 Posts: 92 | |
Here's one I hear often that I like: Anyone know the rest of the following toast. Saw it in a movie once but for the life of me I can't remember either the movie or the rest of the toast. "From my top to your bottom. From my bottom to your top. From my middle to your middle.???" |
Ars Praefectus Registered: Oct 23, 2003 Posts: 3828 | |
"From my top to your bottom, from my bottom to your top...from my middle to your middle...be good John and you might just get a little!" The Lady Chablis BR |
"I drank WHAT?!" Tribus: Melbourne, Australia (formally Bristol, UK) Registered: Jun 15, 2001 Posts: 12643 | |
My friend said "Ladies and Gentlemen....to kinky sex!" at another friend's wedding. No-one was expecting that, I can tell you. -- View image here: //episteme.arstechnica.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif -- And of course there's always the classic: "To wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!" |
Ars Praefectus Registered: Aug 28, 2001 Posts: 4207 | |
"Here's to absent friends. And the ones who are here now." |
"Beard Fightmaster" Registered: Apr 27, 1999 Posts: 20503 | |
quote:Originally posted by 51t: NONONO! That's not the whole thing! To Honor: I offered my honor |
"Friendly Neighborhood Canadiaman" Tribus: San Francisco Registered: Apr 11, 2000 Posts: 51842 | |
"Here's to those that wish us well, and all the rest can burn in hell!" "Cheers, beers and great big tits!" |
"SEANNATORR" Tribus: Starbase 375 Registered: Jun 12, 2001 Posts: 34540 | |
My friends and I often toast to the fall of Western Civilization. It's kind of a running joke. I'm also a fan of the old Irish saying (now since used in a thousand movies), which although I don't know if it was ever intended as a toast certainly makes a great one. "May those who love us, love us. Those that hate us - may God turn their hearts. And if He can't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping." |
Ars Tribunus Angusticlavius Registered: Jun 12, 2000 Posts: 9999 | |
Here's to the women we love, |
Ars Legatus Legionis Registered: Jan 6, 2000 Posts: 40691 | |
This is long, and is basically a bunch of other toasts strung together: quote:This is a toast to rape, riot, and revolution |
"Bozo nightmare" Tribus: It becomes normal, if you keep doing it. Everything does. Registered: Oct 9, 1999 Posts: 2845 | |
The only toasts I use: Me: "To infinity..." Or, "To hell with the lot of you!" |
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