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Mayor Adam West : We'd best get inside before the local Nobleman asserts his right of Prima Nocte.
British Nobleman : [On horseback] Aha! I must bless this union with my soggy penis!
Mayor Adam West : Oh no, he's here! Run!
[the nobleman starts chasing them around the front lawn]
British Nobleman : Come hither that I may sire upon you a dreary Brit!
Carol Pewterschmidt : Adam, I want to spend the rest of my Iife with you.
Mayor Adam West : Carol, nothing would make me happier.
Peter Griffin : Hey, when it's your turn to say "I do," you should say, "I do the Dew. " And then we both pull out a Mountain Dew, and then I do, Iike, a radical skateboard jump off the altar.
Mayor Adam West : Well, obviously, yeah.
[Doorbell rings, Lois answers the door]
Lois Griffin : Mayor West? What are you doing here?
Mayor Adam West : I'm being a rascal and ringing people's doorbells and running away.
Lois Griffin : Then what are you still doing here?
Mayor Adam West : It's my first house. I'm not very good at this.
Lois Griffin : Peter, Carol is marrying Mayor West.
Peter Griffin : You serious?
Carol Pewterschmidt : That's right, Peter. Say hello to your future brother-in-law.
Peter Griffin : Brother? I don't know those other two words, but brother? I'm gonna have a brother?
Lois Griffin : Well, what we're discussing is whether or not marriage is a smart move for Carol at this point in time. I was hoping you might be able to weigh in.
Peter Griffin : I'm gonna have a brother! Hey, Adam, wanna go get in a fight over the rules of a game we made up?
Mayor Adam West : Yep!
Peter Griffin : [running outside together] Five points. I win.
Mayor Adam West : That's not fair. You weren't touching the bush.
Peter Griffin : I was too touching the bu... oh, cool, this rock has mica.
Mayor Adam West : Oh, let me see!
Peter Griffin : Don't touch it! It's worth money!
Carol Pewterschmidt : Thanks for coming to dinner, Lois. I know you have mixed feelings about this. I was worried you'd say no.
Mayor Adam West : Actually, I was worried you'd say "Beetlejuice" three times. 'Cause if you say "Beetlejuice" three times, then Beetlej...
[stopping himself]
Mayor Adam West : Whoa, that was a close call.
Mayor Adam West : You're right, Carol. It was a wonderful date. And I wanna have a million more, every night of the week for the rest of my life.
[getting down on one knee]
Mayor Adam West : Carol Yastrzemski - oh, please, let that be your last name - will you marry me?
Lois Griffin : WHAT?
Carol Pewterschmidt : Oh, Adam. Yes, yes! Adam, I will!
Lois Griffin : Carol, what are you doing? Are you crazy? You can't just jump right back into...
Carol Pewterschmidt : Lois, this is my life. And this is what I want. I will marry you, Mayor Adam West!
Mayor Adam West : Oh, great! I can't wait to tell the gals at my singles group.
[cut to said meeting, where they all look at him in disapproval]
Mayor Adam West : Ah, come on. This is the goal, isn't it?
Mayor Adam West : You ever wonder what a seagull tastes like?
Carol Pewterschmidt : You know, I actually have.
Mayor Adam West : I used to wonder, but now I know. And it's not good. It's great!
Carol Pewterschmidt : Wow, Adam. I just have to tell you, I'm... I'm having a terrific time.
Mayor Adam West : Me, too, Carol. That was a great idea you had about walking parallel to the water. It makes for a longer walk.
Carol Pewterschmidt : Lois, aren't you gonna introduce me to your handsome friend?
Mayor Adam West : Handsome?
[he sputters in excitement]
Mayor Adam West : Wow!
Lois Griffin : Oh, uh, sure. Carol, this is our town's mayor, Adam West. Mayor West, this is my sister Carol.
Mayor Adam West : Well, hubba hubba, ding ding, who invented this thing?
Peter Griffin : [bike riding with Mayor West] I didn't know you rode bikes.
Mayor Adam West : I didn't know you rode bikes.
Peter Griffin : Let's go butts up and fast.
Mayor Adam West : [doing so] Oh, no! Patch of sand.
[skidding in the sand, he flies off his bike and hits the pavement]
Peter Griffin : Oh, my God! Are you all right?
Mayor Adam West : I'm fine. Let's just keep riding bikes.
Peter Griffin : Are you sure? That was a wicked wipeout.
Mayor Adam West : [trying not to cry] I'm fine. Can we just keep riding bikes, please?