Catherine the great x rated funiture

She was a hard worker, she was smart...

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She was a hard worker, she was smart...
...and she was also one of the proudest motherfucking freaks in HISTORY.
There's this rumor that Catherine's biggest conquest was a goddamn horse, but haters made that story up because they were intimidated that a woman could be in charge not only of a country, but also of her own sexual predilections as well.
Anyway, Catherine had one of the quarters in her castle decorated according to one of her biggest passions in life.
Here we have a chair that is so classically beautiful and — oh my damn. What in the hell?
IS THAT CHAIR SUCKING A DAMN DICK?
THAT IS THE DEVIL, AND HE IS NOSHING ON THAT FANNY LIKE HELLFIRE'S GONNA SHOOT OUT OF IT.
YOU NOT A BAD BITCH UNLESS YOUR CHAIR HAS A VULVA AIRING ITSELF ON IT.
THERE ARE GIANT WANGS, GROWING OUT OF GIANT BOOBS, HOLDING UP A CORNUCOPIA OF FINELY CRAFTED, CLASSICAL-ASS, BAROQUE-ASS, ROCOCO-ASS GENITALS WITH THEIR TORRENTIAL EJACULATIONS.
The furniture itself is believed to have been destroyed during World War II, so the only remaining proof of these fucky furnishings is the few photographs taken by German soldiers.
An artist has re-created Catherine II's utilitarian odes to thirst, but it is truly sad that we cultured skanks can never appreciate such high art in its original glory.
Damn, Cathy. Respect.
Is Catherine the Great X rated furniture?
Where is Catherine the Great's furniture?
Did Catherine the Great do a horse?
How old was Katherine the Great when she married Peter?

...and she was also one of the proudest motherfucking freaks in HISTORY.

There's this rumor that Catherine's biggest conquest was a goddamn horse, but haters made that story up because they were intimidated that a woman could be in charge not only of a country, but also of her own sexual predilections as well.

Anyway, Catherine had one of the quarters in her castle decorated according to one of her biggest passions in life.

Here we have a chair that is so classically beautiful and — oh my damn. What in the hell?

IS THAT CHAIR SUCKING A DAMN DICK?

THAT IS THE DEVIL, AND HE IS NOSHING ON THAT FANNY LIKE HELLFIRE'S GONNA SHOOT OUT OF IT.

YOU NOT A BAD BITCH UNLESS YOUR CHAIR HAS A VULVA AIRING ITSELF ON IT.

THERE ARE GIANT WANGS, GROWING OUT OF GIANT BOOBS, HOLDING UP A CORNUCOPIA OF FINELY CRAFTED, CLASSICAL-ASS, BAROQUE-ASS, ROCOCO-ASS GENITALS WITH THEIR TORRENTIAL EJACULATIONS.

The furniture itself is believed to have been destroyed during World War II, so the only remaining proof of these fucky furnishings is the few photographs taken by German soldiers.

An artist has re-created Catherine II's utilitarian odes to thirst, but it is truly sad that we cultured skanks can never appreciate such high art in its original glory.

Damn, Cathy. Respect.

Is Catherine the Great X rated furniture?

The X-Rated Furniture Of Catherine The Great Is Something You Need To See.

Where is Catherine the Great's furniture?

However, there is some evidence of her racy salon at the Imperial Palaces of Tsarskoye Selo (nowadays Pushkin), near St. Petersburg. German soldiers claim to have found her secret cabinet during World War II, photographing the erotic art, rampant wooden phalluses and novelty tables and chairs.

Did Catherine the Great do a horse?

Death while having sex with a horse An urban legend claims that she died as a result of her attempting sexual intercourse with a stallion—the story holds that the harness holding the horse above her broke, and she was crushed.

How old was Katherine the Great when she married Peter?

At age 16, she married Karl Ulrich (later Peter III), the heir to the throne of Russia.