Does Pabst hard coffee go bad

Wanting to make a change in my household, I decided to wade through the fresh beer to find those drinks slowly losing their souls, also known as carbon dioxide. 

So, what did I find? You know that Pabst Blue Ribbon Hard Coffee that I wrote about in August 2019? Well, we had a reunion. I also happened upon Winter’s Night, which is a Munich dunkel from Arches Brewing that expired in December 2020; Galaxy IPA from Octopi Brewing; and Sorry Umami IPA from Yoho Brewing, an IPA brewed with dried fish flakes that I purchased in January 2020. 

If you haven’t been reading my column for long, you’re probably like, “Why would anyone drink a beer with fish in it, especially one that’s over a year old?”

The answer: I do it because I genuinely love my few, yet strongly devoted, beer column readers, and I want to show my gratitude by putting my taste buds through the wringer. 

When I cracked open these brews, each let out an audible gasp like Westley from “The Princess Bride” when he inhaled air after pulling Princess Buttercup from quicksand in the fire swamp. So far, so good.

Let’s start with the PBR Hard Coffee. This was the one beer that I thought would have an extremely long shelf life because that’s how domestic alcoholic beverages roll. 

Well, I was wrong. I almost spit it out after the first sip. It tasted super nutty, but not in a good way. Sort of like pieces of walnuts that accidentally fall on the ground and are now slowly decomposing behind your couch. 

When it’s not beyond its expiration date, the drink is actually pretty tasty. I like to describe it as Starbucks’ bottled cold-brew coffee with a dash of liquor. 

Winter’s Night from Arches Brewing also surprised me. Only around four months past its expiration and stored in a cold fridge, I thought it would still be reminiscent of its original smooth malty notes. Wrong again. It tasted both medicinal and bitter.

But Sorry Umami IPA from Yoho Brewing, which is based in Nagano, Japan, was as fun to drink and delicate as I remembered from over a year ago. You would think that a beer brewed with dried and fermented flakes from bonito fish would age in an odd way. 

The IPA still offered the subtle notes of bonito flakes with the lingering umami taste on the backend. It’s fishy without being overbearing. It just works. 

If you’re looking to try this beer, visit your nearest H Mart. For Hall County residents, that closest one resides in Suwanee.

After drinking hazy IPAs for the past five years, I’ve been told many times that this style doesn’t keep well, especially when it has already been sitting unrefrigerated in a beer shop for weeks before you purchase it.

I didn’t get my hopes up when I cracked open Galaxy IPA from Octopi Brewing. I had never tried this beer before, yet somehow it was in the back of my fridge. This mystery brew is honestly one of the best IPAs I’ve had all year. It’s incredibly smooth and tastes of unripened scuppernongs, but in the best way possible.

If I’ve learned any lessons from this deep dive into my fridge, it’s that IPAs have more stamina than meets the eye and never ever drink alcoholic coffee that’s over a year old. If you’re willing to put your stomach and taste buds at risk, give your forgotten brews a shot, you might rediscover something delightful.

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  1. Real milk? That sounds like a bad idea.

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    gopens44 Poo-Bah (2,423) Aug 9, 2010 Virginia Society Trader

    If its a hard coffee drink that they are calling "beer", i,e, "malt beverage" in order to ease it into markets than maybe it's going to qualify as a beer as convincingly as Zima. Personally, I think as a coffee lover and lover of alcohol in coffee, I'd be down to try it if its it's literally going to be a hard coffee. If it's a beer, perhaps a cream ale with coffee and lactose, than I guess it would qualify as a beer. As for trying it, my bar is set pretty high at Regular Coffee from Carton brewing. Anything less is just disappointing.

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    jesskidden Poo-Bah (2,517) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey Society Trader

    "Craft" breweries dump all sorts of stuff into the brew kettle and fermentation tanks and it's considered both "beer" and "innovative". Why would adding milk (a "wholesome product suitable for human food consumption" - see below) disqualify it? It obviously meets the TTB requirements for being labeled a "malt beverage":

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    ecpho Aspirant (252) Mar 28, 2011 New York

    People in parts of Brooklyn might even wait in line overnight for something like this if it was a trendy brewery collaboration.

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    Prince_Casual Disciple (356) Nov 3, 2012 District of Columbia Trader

    Shelf stable/ aseptic milk is not so popular in the USA but in Europe it's quite common. It's highly pasteurized (loses a lot of the 'good' parts of drinking milk) and has a long life until it's opened (kind of like beer actually!).

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    muck1979 Initiate (65) Jul 3, 2005 Minnesota

  7. YUM
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  8. Thanks for the info. I assumed they wouldn’t use pasteurized milk and risk people getting rotten milk. Just the use of actual milk doesn’t sound good to me. Just sounds gross unless this has no resemblance of beer and is purely just hard coffee.

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    jesskidden Poo-Bah (2,517) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey Society Trader

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    dcotom Poo-Bah (2,985) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa Society Trader

    Hard pass. This is going to take up already limited shelf space that could have been used for actual beer. (I'm reasonably certain this won't be shelved with the fifty million other coffee drinks out there.)

  11. Anyone notice the 11 oz can ? Whats the point of skimping out on an ounce ?

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    jesskidden Poo-Bah (2,517) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey Society Trader

    Yeah, but for how long? Is there a new or even a "revived" Pabst-owned brand that's been successful for more than a year or 2?

    Pabst now sells less than 40% of the beer they did in 1999 when they bought most of the extensive Heileman/Stroh brand portfolio:

    1999 - 13.4M bbl.
    2017 - 5M bbl.

    ...and industry estimates suggest that Boston Beer Co. will soon pass them to become the 3rd largest US brewer, using BBC's actual total barrelage (beer plus FMBs, tea, seltzer, cider) not the phony "beer only" barrelage used by the Brewers Association.

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    dcotom Poo-Bah (2,985) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa Society Trader

    $$$. The answer is always $$$.
    #cynic

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    jesskidden Poo-Bah (2,517) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey Society Trader

    A quick Google of other canned/bottled coffee drinks shows they come in all sorts of odd sizes. Could be that's the size canning line Horseshoe operates?

    The contract brewer, Horseshoe Beverages, puts out their own coffee-flavored malt beverage - note the odd size bottle and the rear label's "refrigerate after opening/two day" limit warning:

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    Bitterbill Poo-Bah (8,238) Sep 14, 2002 Wyoming Society

    Yeah, makes no sense to me either. Isn't it gonna cost them more for non standard sized packaging?

  16. Yeah I think I'll pass on bringing this into the store. Seem's like a waste of shelf space to me.

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    MistaRyte Defender (686) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia Trader

    I've seen those Strawberry Natty empties around ODU... sure, coffee PBR, what can go wrong (college kid caffeine rages and knocks over every garbage can on the block)

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    Harrison8 Poo-Bah (5,380) Dec 6, 2015 Missouri Society Trader

    Perhaps it's due to the lack of carbonation, as the other beverages Google shows in 11oz cans are non-carbonated. Cans produced for iced coffee/non-carbonated beverages don't have to withstand the outward pressure that a carbonated beer/soda produces, meaning they could be saving money on less dense, well-constructed cans.

    It's also possible they are using metric 11.2oz cans and filling them to 11oz.

    All $$$ related.

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    Buckeye55 Initiate (0) Jan 11, 2019 North Carolina

    Just doesn't sound appealing to start with. But when I see PBR, it becomes downright disgusting.

  20. This is out on the wild picked some up today.

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    Lesak87 Initiate (61) Mar 26, 2015 New Jersey

    I just tried this at my local bar.

    Definitely not a beer. No carbonation. This is more like alcoholic Yoo-hoo with the slightest hint of some kind of roasted coffee note. It is sweet and exactly what it says it is. I haven’t had Yoo-hoo in forever so this felt like a nostalgic trip back to the past. But with alcohol because I’m 32 now.

    I thought it was a fun drinkIng experience as a one-off almost in the same category as Not Your Father’s Root Beer when it was all the rage several years ago. However, I feel bad for anybody looking to get trashed on this stuff as I’ll bet anything it leads to the mother of all hangovers. Not going to lie, I was more excited to try this over another faceless NEIPA that will just get lost in the sauce.

    On a personal note, I could sense my two grandfathers rolling in their graves with each sip.

  22. I do agree with this and almost every word of your post. The can does say Malt Beverage with Natural and Artificial Flavors. Contains Milk. So at the start of the blending/brewing process it was beer.

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    Brent212 Initiate (163) Jan 13, 2014 California Trader

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    oldbean Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2005 Massachusetts

    It sounded like a bad idea before the milk part to be honest. That sure came and went, huh?

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    DISKORD Initiate (0) Feb 28, 2017 South Carolina

    This is not a beer! This thread needs to be deleted or locked.

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    bbtkd Poo-Bah (14,623) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota Society Trader

    I thought BeerAdvocate was expanding horizons to include some fringe drinks that are beer adjacent.

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    mybeerbuzz Initiate (98) Mar 31, 2008 Pennsylvania

    It was approved as a "malt beverage." The press release clouds that a bit but in the end it is a FMB. I guess you can decide if it's a "beer" or not for yourself. I've tasted it and I'd agree with the YooHoo characterization. I'm not a coffee fan and I used to be a YooHoo fan, so I'd say it's more like a slightly coffee-bitter YooHoo to me.

  28. It's not beer but its excellent.

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    Hoppedelic Initiate (193) Dec 6, 2010 California Trader

    Might be good after lunch with a habanos.

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    Raime Meyvn (1,325) Jun 4, 2012 Korea (North)

    Yoohoo?

    * hands over beer man card *

    Brb, off to stand in line for it.

  31. It is not beer according to the German purity law Reinheitsgebot act, there a a lot of " brewer's" pushing the limit,envelope. Any beer with coffee would not be considered beer. That would take hundreds of beers off the list of being beer-

  32. That might be an improvement...

  33. Just cracked a can of Pabst hard coffee. No carbonation , tastes like Yoo Hoo- This beverage is not listed on Beer Advocate- Very weird. No alcohol hint.

  34. I have to agree with you after trying this. There are no hops, no carbonation, nothing remotely familiar with beer except alcohol. Taste like a Starbucks latte or a Yoo hoo.

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    Saylor Initiate (167) May 19, 2019 Pennsylvania Trader

    Read all comments above. Had to try it out. I’m not a daily coffee drinker but this is delicious. Definitely not a beer, more of an iced coffee w alcohol that you can’t taste.

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Does Pabst Blue Ribbon coffee need to be refrigerated?

Yes! All of our beverages are perishable and require refrigeration.

Does Pabst Blue Ribbon hard coffee have alcohol?

Hard Coffee Made with rich, creamy milk and vanilla flavor with 5% ABV.

Do coffee stouts go bad?

No. Beer doesn't expire. As long as it is sealed then you can drink it years or even decades after it was brewed. So if you want to drink the old beer that's been in the bottom of your refrigerator for a few year, go for it – at your own risk, of course.

What is Pabst Blue Ribbon hard coffee made of?

To be clear, the new beverage is not beer, but rather a cold coffee and malt beverage mash-up made with a blend of Arabica and Robusta coffee beans, milk and vanilla flavoring – all of which delivers not only a kick from caffeine, but also from 5 percent alcohol by volume.