Heres to love Heres to honor

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Registered: Dec 11, 2000

Posts: 92

Here's one I hear often that I like:
Here's to Honor
Get on her
Stay on her
If you can't c** in her
C** On her

Anyone know the rest of the following toast. Saw it in a movie once but for the life of me I can't remember either the movie or the rest of the toast.

"From my top to your bottom. From my bottom to your top. From my middle to your middle.???"

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"From my top to your bottom, from my bottom to your top...from my middle to your middle...be good John and you might just get a little!"

The Lady Chablis

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My friend said "Ladies and Gentlemen....to kinky sex!" at another friend's wedding. No-one was expecting that, I can tell you. -- View image here: http://episteme.arstechnica.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif --

And of course there's always the classic:

"To wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!"

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"Here's to absent friends. And the ones who are here now."

"Beard Fightmaster"
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Originally posted by 51t:
Here's one I hear often that I like:
Here's to Honor
Get on her
Stay on her
If you can't c** in her
C** On her

Anyone know the rest of the following toast. Saw it in a movie once but for the life of me I can't remember either the movie or the rest of the toast.

"From my top to your bottom. From my bottom to your top. From my middle to your middle.???"

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NONONO! That's not the whole thing!

To Honor:

I offered my honor
She honored my offer
All night long
I was Honor and Off her
Here's to
Hittin' Honor
Gettin' Honor
Stayin' Honor
If you can't cum in her
Cum honor

"Friendly Neighborhood Canadiaman"
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Registered: Apr 11, 2000

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"Here's to those that wish us well, and all the rest can burn in hell!"

"Cheers, beers and great big tits!"

"SEANNATORR"
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My friends and I often toast to the fall of Western Civilization. It's kind of a running joke.

I'm also a fan of the old Irish saying (now since used in a thousand movies), which although I don't know if it was ever intended as a toast certainly makes a great one.

"May those who love us, love us. Those that hate us - may God turn their hearts. And if He can't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping."

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Here's to the women we love,
Here's to the women that love us,
If the women we love don't love us,
Fuck the women, here's to us.

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Registered: Jan 6, 2000

Posts: 40691

This is long, and is basically a bunch of other toasts strung together:

quote:

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This is a toast to rape, riot, and revolution
May prostitution flourish, may virginity cease
May son of a bitch become a household word
Bees do it and die, birds do it and fly
Dogs do it and stick to it, so why can't you and I?
Friends may come, friends may go,
Friends may peter out you know
But we'll be friends through thick and thin so peter out or peter in
When the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dickey-dunkin
But when the weather's hot and sticky, that's the time for dunkin' dickey
May bloody piles possess you, may corns adorn your feet
May crabs the size of lobsters sit on your balls and eat
And when you're old and gray and in a syphilitic wreck
May you fall right through your asshole and break your fuckin' neck
Cheers!

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"Bozo nightmare"
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Registered: Oct 9, 1999

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The only toasts I use:

Me: "To infinity..."
Others: "And beyond!"

Or, "To hell with the lot of you!"