How much can a racoon fit in?

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How much can a racoon fit in?

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How much can a racoon fit in?

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Must have been one hell of a shower 😂

Edit: Big shoutout to whoever gave me gold.. I’ve never even had a silver before. I’m giddy with excitement right now😀❤️

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Honestly, made me laugh harder than the OP

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Rectum? Damn near killed him

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coooool cool cool cool coooool

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You could change that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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circumference or diameter?

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A certain therapist can stretch them to 6 feet.

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Yeah, I already figured that out.

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Raccoons are nasty wildlife and real pests when they break into a home. But how much space do they really need to get through a hole in your roof? How much can they squeeze and contort their bodies to enter a hole? Very much it seems. Adult male raccoons can squeeze through holes as small as 4 or 5 inches wide and most females can get in through smaller holes. They do this because their skeleton is very small and lean and bends a bit allowing whet is mostly just fur to squeeze through almost any space. That is the real key, we do not see the real raccoon under the fur, it looks almost 5 times its size with the addition of fur when they are actually very small thin animals. If you want to get rid of the raccoons in your home, contact Raccoon Removal Toronto  to solve your raccoon problem!

If you have raccoons climbing through holes in your roof there are a number of things you can do. You can go about removing any food from your property, don’t feed your pets outside because crumbs and bits fall from their mouths. Be especially careful to take leftovers back in after eating outside. Make sure to seal your garbage away in the garage in a locking container and make sure the door meets the ground. If you do all these things you will have a good chance of dissuading future raccoon infestations as they will have no reason to stay on the property and will move on. 

You can also try to do exclusion or hire a professional who is an expert at it. Exclusion is the process of using steel mesh or conventional building materials to seal holes in your home that a raccoon or other animal can get into. It’s a simple process that requires a great deal of knowledge of how raccoons behave. Its recommended you call Raccoon Control for this type of job because our specialized technicians know every which way a raccoon can get into your house and attic and can deal with them in a week with a 2-year warranty.

In this episode Sarah and Jade discuss an upcoming butt party they are excited to be attending. Sarah talks about why your brain is wired to crave your ex like a crack head post break up. And offers a useful tip to help redirect those intense feelings.

Jade answers a listener question about why exes like to get back in touch with you. It turns out to be a lot less sinister than everyone suspects. Yep exes are human beings like the rest of us (unless they’re a sociopath). At the end, the pair share quotes because other people always say it better.

Show Notes

Raccoons and your butt

The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse. This dubious 'fact' was found on Reddit.

Why you have cravings for your ex

When participants in a study viewed photos of their exes, brain scans indicated activity in regions of the brain associated with the reward or motivation system, which communicates through the release of the neurotransmitter dopamine.

Dopamine is involved in both drug addiction and the early, obsessive stages of love. This is why people who have been rejected may feel cravings for their ex, similar to how addicts crave a drug or people who are newly in love crave their loved one’s presence.

Read the full study titled Reward, Addiction, and Emotion Regulation Systems Associated With Rejection in Love by Helen E. Fisher and Lucy L. Brown here.

Listener Question

If you can, try not to search for your ex on social media.

Here is some help with this seemingly impossible task.

Quotes

“It’s a lot easier to be miserable than uncertain”

Abbey Gib TEDx

“Whenever you’re having a really bad day, just remember that some poor bastard is meeting your cunt of an ex and thinking that they’ve found someone really special.”

Loubobang

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