Joe dirt why is the sky blue

Q: What did Joe Dirt call his fists?

Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You dont got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

Joe Dirt: Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where's the good stuff man?
Kicking Wing: Good stuff? This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.
Joe Dirt: Are you nuts dude? You need stuff that'll explode. Go boom!
Kicking Wing: Why is that good?
Joe Dirt: Well, duh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses.
Kicking Wing: I would never do that, because one day I'm going to be a veterinarian
Joe Dirt: Well there you go, one day a bullfrog has a M-80 up his ass, he comes to you, you win twice brother

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Why is the sunset good Joe Dirt?
What did Joe Dirt call his fists?
Did Joe Dirt ever find his parents?

Joe Dirt : Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where's the good stuff man? Kicking Wing : Good stuff? This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers. Joe Dirt : Are you nuts dude? You need stuff that'll explode. Go boom ! Kicking Wing : Why is that good? Joe Dirt : Well, duh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses. Kicking Wing : I would never do that, because one day I'm going to be a veterinarian Joe Dirt : Well there you go, one day a bullfrog has a M-80 up his ass, he comes to you, you win twice brother

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Why is the sunset good Joe Dirt?

Joe Dirt : Well, huh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses.

What did Joe Dirt call his fists?

Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You don't got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

Did Joe Dirt ever find his parents?

Eventually, Joe lands the janitorial job at the radio station, where he recounts how he gave up the search and returned to Silvertown to be with Brandy. However, Robby informed him that he and Brandy are getting married and that she found Joe's parents, but instructed him not to tell Joe.