What the hell is going on in the sheets of my home

There was a story about a man comin' in and find his woman in bed with... well listen:

It's 2 A. M. Just getting in about to check my message. No one has called but my homies and some bill collectors. Cellular.. Rings somebody wants to borrow money. I 2-way her she don't hit me back something is funny. So I called her mother's house and asked her had she seen my baby. Oh I drove my 6 around looking for that missing lady. Got back in turned the tv on and caught the news. And I put my hand on my head cause I'm so confused. And then I turn the tv down (tv down). Cause I thought I heard a squeaky sound (ooohhh)
Mmm something's going on, upstairs. Cause I know nobody else lives here. Thump thump thump. As I get closer to the stairways all I hear, and then I hear my baby's voice in my ear screaming out.

[Chorus:]
You're contagious, touch me baby give me what you got. Then a man said, s*** lady drive me crazy drive me wild. All I heard was my baby's voice screamin. You're contagious touch me baby (touch me) give me what you got. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah s*** lady. Then another man, drive me crazy drive me wild.

I just can't believe this shit.

(Ron Isley - verse 2)
I ran downstairs looked in the closet looking for that hoo. Said a prayer cause only God knows what I'm gonna do. What I saw was enough to drive a preacher wild. I'm in the halls contemplatin' now in my own damn house. Who woulda thunk she was creepin' with another man.(Oh I) The down low
Happened to me all over again. And then I turn tv down (tv down yea) cause I heard a squeaky sound. Something's going on up there, upstairs
Cause I know that no one else is here. Thump thump thump. As I get closer to the stairways all I hear. And then I hear my baby's voice in my ear, screamin.
[Chorus:]
You're contagious touch me baby give me what you got. Then a man said, s*** lady drive me crazy drive me wild. All I can do is hear them say. You're contagious touch me baby give me what you got. Ohhh, s*** lady drive me crazy drive me wild.
Oh I can't believe this shit.
Ron: What the hell is going on between the sheets in my home?
Chante: Baby wait, let me explain, before you start to go insane
Ron: Girl I'm bout to have a fit.
Are. Kelly: Oh it's about to be some shit. How did I get into this?
Shoulda have never came home with this bitch.
Ron: You low down dirty woman, back to where you come from.
Chante: But baby wait.
Ron: But wait my ass. Hit the streets, your ass is grass.
Are. Kelly: Now Mr. Biggs before you're done.
Ron: Wait, how you know my name son?
Chante: Honey wait, I was gonna tell you.
Ron: Move this cat looks real familiar.
(Chante in the background) no no no no
Ron: Hmmm now, don't I know you from somewhere a long time ago?
Are. Kelly: No no, I don't think so.
Ron: Yeah yeah, I feel I know you, brother very well.
Are. Kelly: No no, you mistaken me for somebody else.
Chante: Frank...
Ron: Shut up, can't you see two men are talking?
Chante: But...
Ron: Thought I told your ass to get the walkin now I think y'all better leave this place... cause I'm about to catch a case.
[Chorus:]
You're contagious touch me baby give me what you got. Oh that's what she said. S*** lady, drive me crazy drive me wild. And then he replied. You're contagious touch me baby(touch me) give me what you got. Give me what you got. S*** lady drive me crazy drive me wild. You're contagious. Oh yeah I shoulda known from the shopping spree touch me baby, give me what you got. That's the only time you smiled at me. S*** lady drive me crazy, And makin' love girl was not the same. Drive me wild. I can tell how you said myyyy name.

·I'm A Flirt
·Back To The Way We Are
·Best Friend
·Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)
·Dedicated
·What Would You Do
·I Believe
·I Admit
·3-Way Phone Call
·The World's Greatest

Song Details: What The Hell Is Going On Between The Sheets In My Home Lyrics written by R. Kelly. The name of the song is Contagious which is sung by The Isley Brothers

[Verse 1]
It’s 2 A.M. I’m just getting in about to check my message
No one has called but my homies and some bill collectors
Cellular rings, somebody wants to borrow money
I two-way her she don’t hit me back something is funny
So I called her mother’s house and asked her has she seen my baby
Roll my six around looking for that missing lady
Got back in turned the TV on and caught the news
Then I put my hand on my head cause I’m so confused
And then I turned the TV down
Cause I thought I heard a squeaky sound
Somethings going on upstairs
And I know nobody else lives here
“bump bump bump” as I get closer to the stairways all I hear
Then I hear my baby’s voice in my ear screaming out….

[Chorus]
You’re contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got
(and then a man said)
Sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild
(And I just can’t believe this s)

[Verse 2]
I ran downstairs looked in the closet looking for that ooo
Said a prayer cause only God knows what I’m gonna do
What I saw was enough to drive a Preacher wild
I’m in the hall contemplating “not in my own damn house”
Who would have thought she was creeping with another man?
The down low happening to me all over again
And then I turned the TV down
Cause I know I heard a squeaky sound, something going on upstairs
Cause I know no one else lives here
“Bump bump bump” as I get closer to the stairways all I hear
Then I hear my babies voice in my ear screamin’….

[Chorus]
You’re contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got
(and then a man said)
Sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild
(And I just can’t believe this s)

[Verse 3:]
Ron: What the hell is going on between the sheets in my home?
Chante: Baby wait let me explain before you start to point your cane
Ron: Girl, I’m about to have a fit
R. Kelly: “Oh it’s about to be some s!”
How did I get in to this? Should have never came home with this b!
Ron: Low down dirty woman, back to where you come from
Chante: “but baby wait”
Ron: “But wait”, my as
Hit the streets your as is grass!
R. Kelly: Now, Mister Biggs, before you’re done–
Ron: “Wait how you know my name son?”
Chante: “Honey wait I was gonna tell you”
Ron: “Move this cat looks real familiar”
Hmmm?!?! Now don’t I know you from somewhere a long time ago?
R. Kelly: No, no, I don’t think so
Ron: Yeah, yeah, I feel I know you brother very well
R. Kelly: No, no, you’re mistaking me for somebody else
Chante: Frank!
Ron: SHUT UP! Can’t you see two men are talking?
Chante: But–
Ron: Thought I told your as to get to walking!
Now I think you all better leave this place
Cause I’m about to catch a case