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Hi guys so just wondering if you could help me out, so I'm looking for some advice here about motor choices for a sex/fucking machine, now I already own a pre-built one from a major brand but I want to swap out the motor for faster one. (4 strokes a sec just doesn't cut the mustard!) I was looking into this motor here:

https://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/product_200664557_200664557

Now if my calculations are correct I wont need a reduction in gearing as I want to utilize the full 1,725 rpm for the stroke speed per second which would work out at about 28 strokes a second, that being both 'throw' and 'retract' so I'd be more like just over 14 strokes a second for one 'full' thrust. Now There's no way on Gods green earth I'd be getting hammered by a metal rod with a dildo on the end at the rate 14 strokes a second in and out that's just silly, which leads me into the second part my my question.

The sex machine already has a power supply box with a speed controler attached to it, so would I be able to just wire up the motor shown in the link above and just plug it straight in to the power supply box and if so sould the controller even manage to control a motor spinning at such high rpm? Pictures of the box are here:

http://s1378.photobucket.com/user/kevo998/media/IMAG0276_zps8gg3fhwv.jpg.html?sort=3&o=3

http://s1378.photobucket.com/user/kevo998/media/IMAG0277_zpsyatfhna0.jpg.html?sort=3&o=2

The thing is I'm just not to sure about the amp draw and voltage rating, according the the stats on the box they should line up with the operating loads of the motor but I'd rather get the second opinion. Anyway folks any and all input from you awesome people and your brains would be greatly appreciated and thank you in advance for your time.

EDIT: Before anyone asks yes, I'm a girl and yes the machine will be used both vagnally and anally (but mostly anally)

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