Who would win Deathstroke or Deadpool

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but sometimes it's nothing but a slap in the face. Such as the case when it comes to these two mass mercenaries. Deadpool the Merc With a Mouth, and Deathstroke the Terminator. Wiz and Boomstick are here to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

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During the pre-fight analysis for both combatants, Deadpool uses his ability to break the fourth wall to constantly talk to and interrupt Wiz and Boomstick. He constantly annoys them by mocking them, bragging about himself, vandalizing the posters, etc.

Deadpool: Born Wade Winston Wilson, he was a man who dreamed of becoming the next superhero, but was devastated when he was diagnosed with cancer. He gave up his dreams, dumped his girlfriend, and resigned himself to die, until one day he was contacted by Project Weapon X, who offered to cure him if he would agree to be experimented on. They somehow endowed him with Wolverine's Healing Factor, which prevented the cancer from killing him, but unfortunately rendered his cancer irremovable and caused it to grow out of control. His body is now a hideous mass of tumors, hidden by his costume and mask.

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Dr. Killbrew and his assistant Ajax tortured Wade and others by constantly operating on him without anesthetic. The prisoners held a gambling ring on who would survive the experiments, calling it the "Deadpool". Eventually, Wade managed to kill Ajax and escape, and was inspired to become a mercenary and call himself Deadpool.

Deadpool somehow has the ability to break the fourth wall. Throughout his adventures, he has managed to get into bed with some of the most outrageous females despite his appearance, including the Anthropomorphic Personification of Death herself. He also has a magic satchel, which allows him to store and pull out any item no matter how large it is, even a full grown elephant.

He uses a lot of weapons, but some of his personal favorites are twin katanas, grenades, dual machine guns that he named "Butter" and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", a teleportation belt, and an Infinity Stone that alters continuity.

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His quick draw is fast enough to beat 7 Hydra agents at once, he can defeat an army while talking on the phone, and he fights so chaotically that not even Taskmaster can keep up with him. An alternate universe version of him called Dreadpool once murdered the ENTIRE Marvel Universe. He wielded a Carbonadium sword, which nullifies healing factors, allowing it to kill even people like Wolverine and Sabertooth. Upon his arrival to the main Marvel Universe, Deadpool killed Dreadpool with the Carbonadium sword and claimed it for his own.

Deadpool's healing factor is so strong that he can recover from extreme injuries like losing his heart, decapitation, and even being pounded into a puddle. Some of his only weaknesses are that his inability to be killed makes him quite careless in battle, and he's insane and has ADHD. At least he achieved his dream of becoming the next superhero.

Deadpool thanks Wiz and Boomstick for the rundown, then horrifies them by showing a picture of himself naked.

Deadpool: Aaand now you're scarred for life. Let's see my competition.

Deathstroke: Born Slade Joseph Wilson, he illegally joined the U.S. military at age 16 and fought in Korea. His performance caught the attention of Captain Adeline Kane. Under her tutelage, he quickly mastered almost every fighting style known to man. The two quickly fell in love and got married. He volunteered for an experiment that would supposedly help him resist enemy truth serums, but something went horribly wrong and he slaughtered everybody in the room in a mindless rage.

The serum enhanced Slade's body to physical perfection, and his mind processes information much faster than an ordinary human. He also got a healing factor strong enough to allow him to recover from being shot in the head. He used these abilities to become a mercenary known as Deathstroke the Terminator.

Unfortunately, one day his son Jericho was kidnapped by rivals. Deathstroke managed to rescue him, but Jericho's throat was slashed in the process, rendering him mute. Enraged, Adeline shot him in the right eye. For some reason, it didn't heal, leading Slade to don his iconic one-eyed mask.

Deathstroke's weapons of choice include dual machine guns, a sniper rifle, and a superbomb (which is really just a flashbang grenade laced with kryptonite that he uses to counter Superman). He also wields a broadsword and a telescoping lance that can fire a laser.

His armor is made of Kevlar, Nth Metal, and Promethium. Not only is it strong, it can somehow repair itself.

Deathstroke has defeated armies of ninjas, escaped an exploding submarine, and once defeated the entire Justice League by himself, even defeating Batman in hand-to-hand combat. He is a brilliant tactician, but he's prone to going into a mindless berserker rage when in extreme pain. Deathstroke doesn't just solve problems. He terminates them.

Deathstroke: I am the thing that keeps you up at night. (picks up the downed Robin) The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.

All right, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all. It's time for a Death Battle!

Deadpool and Deathstroke wander a city and find wanted posters of each other. Deadpool's bounty is $5,000,000 and Deathstoke's is $5,000,010. Without noticing who the other is, the two start discussing the posters. Deadpool is offended that Deathstroke's bounty is higher than his. They suddenly realize who the other is and back away. They both draw their machine guns. Deadpool turns to the viewers and announces:

FIGHT!

They fire at the same time and end up shooting each other's bullets out of the air. When Deathstroke pauses to reload, Deadpool teleports up to him and gets several hits in, even launching him through the air with a Shoryuken. Deathstroke draws his lance and Deadpool draws his katanas. They fight some more, with Deathstroke constantly hitting Deadpool while he is talking.

Deathstroke breaks the katanas and Deadpool falls back. Deathstroke follows him and blows a hole in his stomach with the lance's laser, which also knocks him into traffic where he gets hit by a car. He hangs onto the hood and as his stomach regenerates, he orders the surprised driver not to stop. Deathstroke, on the roof of a bus, shoots him in the head with his sniper rifle, but Deadpool recovers. Deadpool teleports from car to car until he reaches the bus.

Deadpool draws his spare katanas and Deathstroke draws his broadsword. They duel until Deathstroke draws a sidearm with his free hand and shoots Deadpool several times, then breaks the katanas with a mighty swing. Deathstroke comments that if Deadpool would concentrate less on talking and more on fighting, he would be less predictable. Offended, Deadpool pulls a boombox out of the magic satchel. He plays some hip hop, somehow changes to gangsta clothes, and starts breakdancing. Deathstroke attacks, but he can't get a hit in and Deadpool gets several hits in while still dancing.

Annoyed, Deathstroke backs away and shoots the bus' tire, causing it to flip through the air. Cars start crashing and flying through the air. Deadpool, back in his normal costume, and Deathstroke leap from vehicle to vehicle fighting. Deadpool manages to steal the broadsword and impale Deathstroke with it, but Deadpool gets hit by the bus.

Deadpool lost his left arm and leg, but he reattaches them. Deathstroke's mask came off, but he gets up and pulls the sword out of his chest. Finally noticing his opponent also has a healing factor, Deadpool pulls the Carbonadium sword out of the magic satchel. An enraged Deathstroke attacks and they Blade Lock. Deadpool draws a sidearm with his free hand. After warning the children in the audience to please cover their eyes, he shoots Deathstroke in his left eye, blinding him. Deathstroke screams and swings his broadsword around wildly. Deadpool teleports behind him and decapitates him.

Deadpool picks up the head and declares himself the winner, then celebrates by doing the Macarena.

K.O.!

Deadpool attaches the head to a car as a hood ornament and drives away.

Deathstroke was the superior fighter, but Deadpool could take all his punishment and dish out just as much. Since Deadpool could outwit Taskmaster, he could do the same to Deathstroke. Lastly, Deadpool's healing factor was better than Deathstroke's and Deathstroke didn't have any way of permanently killing Deadpool, while Deadpool had the Carbonadium sword.

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