Mr Deeds looks good To me

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Quotes 

• Crazy Eyes : I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.

• Longfellow Deeds : Crazy Eyes.

  Crazy Eyes : Hey, Deeds.

  Longfellow Deeds : How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.

  Crazy Eyes : Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.

• Crazy Eyes : I thought we were watching Scooby Doo.

• Longfellow Deeds : What are you in for?

  Crazy Eyes : Eeh, I'm doin' an overnighter for bitin' the mailman.

  [waves his hand] 

  Crazy Eyes : He was tryin' to cast some spell on me like a wizard or somethin'.

  Longfellow Deeds : You sure about that?

  Crazy Eyes : On second thought maybe he was just wavin'.

  [waves hand then sees Chuck and Cecil] 

  Crazy Eyes : Who're your friends?

  Longfellow Deeds : This is Chuck and Cecil, they're visiting from New York.

  Crazy Eyes : I don't like 'em.

  Longfellow Deeds : Ok then.

• Murph : Hey look, Deeds is hanging out with John McEnroe.

  Crazy Eyes : I love The Beach Boys.

• [last lines] 

  Crazy Eyes : [breaking the fourth wall, driving a red Corvette]  Damn, these things are fast!

  [to prove it, he punches the accelerator and collides with a tree] 

  Crazy Eyes : I'm all right!

• Crazy Eyes : I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.

  [points at a goat] 

• Murph : Look at Deedsy haning out with McEnroe! That's awesome!

  Crazy Eyes : I love the Beach Boys.

• Crazy Eyes : Time heals all things... except these crazy eyes.

• [a depressed Deeds delivers a pizza] 

  Crazy Eyes : Peanut butter and gumballs, nice combo.

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