I teleport to the Hokage's office the traditional ANBU way. Dad looks up from his work.
"What is it, Fox?" He asks.
"I was wondering if I could become a genin sensei?" I ask. Minato raises his eyebrows.
"And why?"
"Because I need to get an idea of the strengths and weaknesses of people my age, since I'll be working with them in the future." I reply.
"Fair enough, It's all for the good of the village, so I'll let you." Minato says.
"Sweet! Nice excuse, Kit!" Kurama butts in.
"Yeah, Yeah, I need to concentrate, okay?" I tell him.
TIMESKIP TO TEAM SELECTION------------ Mito's POV
"Team seven will be Mito Namikaze, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha. Your team leader will be the best ANBU black ops in the village." I smirk a Iruka sensei's words. I told dad I wanted to be with Sasuke, and as for the ANBU as our trainer, I knew dad would get me nothing but the best.
AFTER ALL THE OTHER TEAMS HAVE LEFT WITH THEIR JONIN SENSEIS. Naruto POV
"HE IS SO LATE!" Sakura screams. Yes, I was right by the door. And yes, I knew their names due to my time in that boring academy. I'm in my ANBU outfit to make an impression.
"OH! I know! Lets play a prank on him for being late!" My foolish little sister giggles.
"Yeah! It's what he gets!" Sakura says devilishly.
"Hn. I do not have a part in this. This is all you guys." Sasuke says.
"Hey, brighten up Sasuke, we just want to have fun!" Mito whines.
"Ok, lets do it, Mito!" Sakura says.
I wait a while, then slowly open the door. I feel something fall from above. An eraser. I catch it, infuse it with chakra, and throw it right past Mito's head. I goes through the academy wall, then a tree, then a rock, then the border fence. Everyone is shocked.
"Where is our sensei, petty ANBU grunt?" Mito, the high and mighty, asks.
"You're looking at him, prissy, and playing pranks on those of higher ranking is risky."
"It was all Sakura, and if you are our sensei, then why are you our age?"
"One, don't blame things on others, it was obviously you, two, at my age I'm even more powerful than the Hokage. Now meet me on the roof in two minutes." I say.
"You are not stronger than da-" She says as I teleport to the roof. Two minutes later there are three genin and one 'failed academy student' on the roof.
"Okay, today, you must get to know each other and learn the strengths and weaknesses of each other. Be here tomorrow at 5 a.m, and don't eat breakfast, or you'll throw it all up."
"Hey sensei, who are you? What do we call you?"
"No way I'm telling you who I really am, but just call me Fox Sensei." I say. I teleport to the dumpling shop that the Jonin senseis meet at.
"Do you know who got Team 7? I heard it was Mito, the Uchiha, and that pink banshee, so I feel bad for them." Kurenai says.
"Hey, mind if I sit with you guys?" I say.
"No, not at all, my youthful friend." Gai says.
"Thanks, what are all of you talking about?" I ask.
"Who got the terrible new genin team, Team 7."
"Oh. The one with Mito, The Uchiha, and The Pink Banshee?" I ask.
"How did you know?" Asuma says.
"Because I'm the high ranking ANBU Fox, I'm Team 7's sensei." I answer.
"EEEEEEHHHHHHHHH?" All the Jonin say.
"Who knew Fox was the genin's age?" I heard Kurenai whisper.
"How did you get such a high rank, so fast?" Asuma asks.
"I had been away from the village for quite some time, and I wanted to be ANBU, so I scared the pants off Danzo by showing him my strongest jutsu, and asked to work under the Hokage!" I reply.
"So how are you testing your youthful genin, Fox?" Gai inquired. This earned a sweatdrop from everybody.
"Well, I think I'll do the bell test, It seems to be the most effective." I answer nonchalantly. "Now if you'll exuse me, I have to go home to my unsuspecting family. See you guys!" I wave as I flyin' rijin outta there.
AT NARUTO'S HOUSE-----------------------------------------------
I walk into the door of my 'amazing' household.
"WHERE WERE YOU YOU LITTLE BUTTHOLE?" My loving mother inquires politely.
"It doesn't matter. HEY! MITO! Who are your teammates and who is your sensei?" I ask.
"My teammates are Sasuke and Sakura. I don't like them much. Also, my sensei is this weird ANBU guy who is OUR AGE named Fox. He is kind of annoying ordering us around, and he says he is even stronger than you, dad! Isn't that crazy?"
"Not really. Fox may very well be stronger than me. Though he is your age he is a ruthless ANBU who says he has gone through a lot of pain. He has never shown me his face, only his mask. They say no enemy has lasted more than 6 seconds against him. He assassinates many jonin, and he even assassinated a rogue sannin named Orochimaru, and the Fourth Kasekage. He is probably one of the strongest shinobi that ever lived. And he is only twelve. Do not underestimate your sensei because of his age." Minato argues. I watch Kushina and Mito's faces of surprise spread over them. I smirk as I walk to my room. Mito follows me, and throws a punch at me as I look out the window. I block it without even looking at her, let alone blinking.
"Please go away, sister, I don't want to be bothered now, come by later, maybe." I say, politely.
"No, I'll do want I want you stupid demon failure." Mito replies smugly. I send a tiny wave of killer-intent her way, and her eyes widen as she backs out of the room.
