What is the first line of the Grinch?

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• The Grinch : All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!

  [Max knocks the red nose off] 

  The Grinch : BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on.

• The Grinch : The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?

• The Grinch : MAX. HELP ME... I'm FEELING.

• [a taxicab passes him by] 

  The Grinch : It's because I'm green isn't it?

• The Grinch : I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here.

  [indicates himself] 

  The Grinch : [shouts]  Hello?

  Echo : Hello.

  The Grinch : How are you?

  Echo : How are you?

  The Grinch : I asked you first.

  Echo : I asked you first.

  The Grinch : Oh right, that's REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.

  Echo : ...Saying exactly what I say.

  The Grinch : I'm an idiot!

  Echo : You're an idiot!

  The Grinch : [whispering]  Alright fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverbarates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it.

  [pause] 

  Echo : You're an idiot!

• The Grinch : We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm going to throw up, and then I'm gonna die! Mommy, tell it to stop!

  [continues to scream and yell, then chuckle as he gets the sleigh under control] 

  The Grinch : Whew... ha! Almost lost my *cool* there.

• The Grinch : Am I just eating because I'm bored?

• The Grinch : [messing with peoples mail]  Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, black mail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, jury duty.

• Cindy Lou Who : We're gonna crash!

  The Grinch : Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're *horribly mangled*, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.

• The Grinch : That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been *about*. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your *garbage*. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice...

  [shouts] 

  The Grinch : The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue." Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this *whole* Christmas season is...

  [shouts again] 

  The Grinch : ...stupid, stupid, stupid!

  [calmer] 

  The Grinch : There is, however, one teeny-tiny Christmas tradition I find quite meaningful...

  [holds up mistletoe] 

  The Grinch : Mistletoe.

  [puts mistletoe over his butt] 

  The Grinch : Now pucker up and kiss it, Whoville!

  [wiggles mistletoe] 

  The Grinch : Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing!

• Narrator : The Whos young and old would sit down to a feast, and they'll feast, and they'll feast.

  The Grinch : And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!

• The Grinch : Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.

• Narrator : So whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood outside his cave, hating the Whos.

  The Grinch : [opens phone book]  Alphabetically!

  [looks into book] 

  The Grinch : Aadvarkian Abakeneezer Who, I...

  [yelling] 

  The Grinch : HATE YOU!

  [looks into book again] 

  The Grinch : Aaron B. Benson Who, I hate *you*.

  [looking into book] 

  The Grinch : Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!

• Cindy Lou Who : Santa?

  The Grinch : WHAT?

  Cindy Lou Who : Don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet.

  The Grinch : SWEET? You think he's sweet?

  Cindy Lou Who : [nods]  Merry Christmas, Santa.

  [goes upstairs] 

  The Grinch : Nice kid... baaad judge of character.

• The Grinch : Any calls?

  Grinch's Answering Machine : [computer voice]  You have no messages.

  The Grinch : Odd. Better check the outgoing.

  Grinch's Answering Machine : [Grinch's voice]  If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.

  The Grinch : Hmm. Oh well.

• Cindy Lou Who : Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas?

  The Grinch : [bursts through the Christmas tree]  VENGEANCE!

  The Grinch : [calmly]  Er, I mean... presents, I suppose.

• The Grinch : What's that stench? It's fantastic.

• The Grinch : Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.

• The Grinch : It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.

  Narrator : The the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.

  The Grinch : Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...

  Narrator : He thought

  The Grinch : ...means a little bit more.

• The Grinch : I'm all toasty inside. And I'm leaking.

• The Grinch : [after getting bit on the butt by Max]  That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.

• The Grinch : One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.

  [Max barks] 

  The Grinch : I don't know, it's some kind of soup.

• The Grinch : Oh, the Who-manity.

• The Grinch : [stops a tiny car]  Evening, folks. Mind if I squeeze in?

  [starts to sit on the car] 

  The Grinch : You might want to scooch over.

  [the whos run away] 

  The Grinch : You did the right thing.

• The Grinch : [Takes back his mask and barks at Cindy Lou]  Give me that! Don't you know you're not suppose to take things that don't belong to you? What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?

• Narrator : Then he slunk to the icebox.

  [the Grinch hugs the fridge into place] 

  The Grinch : Slunk?

  [opens up the fridge] 

  The Grinch : Eee.

  Narrator : He eyed the Whos' feast. He took the Who-Pudding.

  [the Grinch throws a plate of Who pudding away] 

  Narrator : He took... the Roast Beast.

  The Grinch : Hike!

  [tosses the Roast Beast in a football hike position] 

  Narrator : [as the Grinch messes everything up the fridge]  He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash. Why, that Grinch, he even took their last can of Who-Hash.

  [the Grinch opens up the cupboard to reveal a last can of Who-Hash inside in it just as Cindy opens her bedroom door] 

  Narrator : Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.

  The Grinch : And now...

  Narrator : ...grinned the Grinch...

  The Grinch : [snatches the tree]  ... I'll stuff up the tree.

• The Grinch : Oh, no, the sleigh, the presents, they'll be destroyed, and I care!

  [shouts] 

  The Grinch : What is the deal?

• Mayor Augustus Maywho : They nursed you. They clothed you. Here they are! Your old biddies!

  The Grinch : Are you two still living?

• Cindy Lou Who : [kisses the Grinch on the cheek]  Your cheek's so...

  The Grinch : I know. Hairy.

  Cindy Lou Who : No.

  The Grinch : Greasy? Stinky? Do I have a zit?

  Cindy Lou Who : No. Warm.

• The Grinch : I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.

  [long silence] 

  The Grinch : Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hold? Blind me with pepper spray?

  Mayor Augustus Maywho : You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray.

  Officer Wholihan : Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry.

• The Grinch : Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.

• [Cindy meets the Grinch for the first time] 

  Cindy Lou Who : You're the... the...

  The Grinch : [mimicking Cindy]  The... the... THE GRINCH!

• Narrator : And the more the Grinch thought of what Christmas would bring, the more the Grinch thought...

  The Grinch : I must stop this whole thing!

  The Grinch : Why, for year after year I've put up with it now. I must stop this Christmas from coming... but how? I MEAN... in what way?

• Cindy Lou Who : Thanks for saving me.

  The Grinch : [stops in his tracks]  Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

  [grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up] 

  The Grinch : Hold still.

  [to Max] 

  The Grinch : Max, pick out a bow.

  [to Cindy] 

  The Grinch : Can I use your finger for a sec?

• The Grinch : [to the camera]  Kids today. So desensitized by movies and televison.

• Lou Lou Who : Hello? Is my Subzero Chillibrator running? I suppose.

  The Grinch : Well then you better go catch it.

• [last lines] 

  Narrator : So he brought back the toys and the food for the feast. And he, he himself, the Grinch, carved the roast beast.

  The Grinch : There's nothin' like the holidays. Who wants the gizzard?

  Drew Lou Who : I do.

  The Grinch : Too late. That'll be mine.

• The Grinch : [singing]  Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.

• The Grinch : [his plan to ruin Christmas for the Whos]  The crescendo of my odious opus.

• The Grinch : Holiday who-be what-ee?

• The Grinch : Well, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville.

  [puts mistletoe up to his butt and makes a taunting noise as he shakes it around] 

• Cindy Lou Who : [Lou standing in the way of the Sleigh]  Daddy, move!

  The Grinch : Dad, move it!

• The Grinch : Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas?

• The Grinch : [watching Santa through binoculars]  Talk about a recluse. He only comes out once a year, and he never catches any flak for it! Probably lives up there to avoid the taxes.

• The Grinch : In don't know it's some kind of soup.

• The Grinch : [Max continues barking at teenage Whos as they slide down back to Whoville]  Well done, Max! Serves them right, those Yuletide loving, sickly sweet, nog sucking cheer mongers.

  [Camera pans to Grinch's mouth] 

  The Grinch : I really don't like 'em. Mmm-mm! No, I don't.

  [He eats a rotten onion] 

  The Grinch : MAX!

  [Max whimpers] 

  The Grinch : Get my cloak!

  [Max goes to get his cloak] 

  The Grinch : I've been much too tolerant of these Whovenile delinquents and their innocent, victimless pranks.

  [From the back, we see the Grinch using the half eaten onion as deodorant, and he throws it away as he goes outside] 

  The Grinch : So, they want to get to know me, do they? They want to spend a little quality time with the Grinch.

  [He turns now, facing the camera with a grouchy face] 

  The Grinch : I guess I could use a little... social interaction.

  [He smiles deviously] 

• The Grinch : you called down the thunder now get ready for the boom. gaze into the face of fear.

• The Grinch : [arrives on the roof with Max]  Come on, Max. It's our first stop.

  Narrator : ...the old Grinchy Claus hissed, and he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.

  [the Grinch prepares to go down the chimney with rope on his feet] 

  Narrator : He'd slide down the chimney, a rather tight pinch but if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.

  The Grinch : [imitating sports announcer]  He's planning a double-twisting interrupted by forward-flying 2-and-a-half with a combo tuck and pike. High degree of difficulty.

  [jumps high in the air as bungee jumping while vocalizing] 

  The Grinch : Whoo!

  [leans closer to the chimney] 

  The Grinch : Laa-Laaa-Laaaaaaa!

  [lands in the chimney upside down, and gets stuck since he gained a couple of pounds from the Whobilation] 

  Narrator : He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.

  The Grinch : Blasted water weight. Goes right to my hips.

  [struggles his arms to free himself as he slides down and lands and hits his head by the fireplace] 

  The Grinch : Ow! Gee!

  [looks at the view of the living room] 

  Narrator : Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue...

  The Grinch : [to the narrator; breaking the fourth wall]  Shh! A little more stealth, please.

  Narrator : [whispering]  ... Where the little Who stockings are all hung in a row.

  The Grinch : These stockings...

  Narrator : [normal voice]  ... he grinned...

  The Grinch : ...are the first things to go.

  [picks out a jar of moths] 

  The Grinch : Okay, fellas. Chow time.

  [frees the moths, sticks his head back up just as the moths eat the stockings. Then, the Grinch lowers a hose, and sucks everything into his bag, as he laughs evilly] 

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