How many calories are in a 9 volt?

A lot of people ask about the calories of the battery without considering the calories they are consuming with the battery, which are often much higher than the calories of the battery itself. If you are looking to lose weight, you should just put less mayo on the battery, or use low-fat mayo. And when you're getting that battery acid taste out of your mouth, do it with water, not sugary sodas.

How many calories are in a 9 volt?
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So, how many AA batteries would it take to power a standard adult human for one day?

A Manganese/Alkaline AA cell it rated at about 2.4 amp-hours. If we assume 1.5 volts average this gives approximately 3.6 watt-hours (slightly optimistic). Since there are 3,600 seconds in an hour this is equivalent to 12,960 Joules.

A human consumes about 2,000 calories/day. A dietician calorie is equal to 1,000 engineering calories. A calorie is equal to 4.2 Joules. Therefore this is equivalent to 2,000 * 1,000 * 4.2 = 8.4 * 106 Joules per day.

Dividing one by the other you will need about 648 AA cells to power a human for one day.

This assumes that the power from the AA cell will go through the same inefficiencies as the chemical processes in a human. (A human runs at about 20% efficiency chemical energy to mechanical energy). If we can circumvent this inefficiency we would only need 20% of this number of cells - say 130 cells.

---From: Ben Gebeau

Related Pages on RF Cafe:

- Battery Drawings

- Battery Vendors

- Li-Po or Li-Poly Battery Characteristics

- Inside a 9-Volt Battery

- How Many AA Batteries Would to Take to Power a Human?

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118 Calories

Quantity

can (250 ml)

Serving

Fat0 g
Carbs26.8 g
Fibre-
Protein0.3 g

Nutrition Information

Calories 118(493 kJ)
% DI*
Protein0.3 g 1%
Total Fat0 g 0%
Saturated Fat0 g 0%
Trans Fat0 g
Polyunsaturated Fat0 g
Monounsaturated Fat0 g
Omega-3 Fatty Acids0 g
Carbohydrate26.8 g 9%
Sugars26.5 g
Sodium250 mg 11%
Caffeine78 mg
Alcohol0 g

Calorie Burn Time

How long would it take to burn off 118 Calories of V Energy V Green Original Guarna Energy Drink?

  • Swimming

    10 minutes

  • Jogging

    14 minutes

  • Cycling

    18 minutes

  • Walking

    33 minutes

Based on a 35 year old female who is 170 cm tall and weighs 65 kg.

Calorie Breakdown

Where do the calories in V Energy V Green Original Guarna Energy Drink come from?

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* Percentage daily intakes are based on an average adult diet of 8700kJ. Your daily intakes may be higher or lower depending upon your energy needs. These values are recommended by a government body and are not CalorieKing recommendations.

How much calories is in a battery?

There are about 2 food calories found in a single AA size battery. If we to live on batteries we would require 1000 AA size battery per day.

How much does a 9V hurt?

9 volts will produce about 1–2 mA of current when applied to your tongue at points corresponding to the connection on a 9V battery. That's enough current to be perceived as a tingling sensation possibly accompanied by an acidic taste, not enough to to be painful.

How many AAA is a 9V?

So apparently a 9 volt battery is 6 AAA batteries taped together : r/mildlyinteresting.

What's inside a 9V battery?

The average alkaline AAA, AA, C, D, 9-volt or button-cell battery is made of steel and a mix of zinc/manganese/potassium/graphite, with the remaining balance made up of paper and plastic. Being non-toxic materials, all of these battery “ingredients” are conveniently recyclable.